Yesterday afternoon, Theo and I were playing "birthday party". We would each take turns being the birthday boy, at which point we would receive pretend presents and pretend birthday cake.
Once, when it was my turn to be the birthday boy, he started to give me a bunch of the pretend presents. He gave me a car, a train set, a bed, a wall (???), a pumpkin, then finally he announces:
"I got you a new penis!"
When I was done hysterically laughing, I tried to compose myself and say in my calmest voice:
"But Theo, I already have a penis."
"Yeah, but daddy, your penis is old!"
This time, I fell on the floor laughing. He watches me, trying to figure out what’s so funny, then he dead-pans:
"But first we have to take the tag off."